The Exterminator . . .
I have sprayed the exterior perimeter of the house for bugs, twice. The interior 1.5 times. I have been pulled out of bed because two bugs have fallen 'out nowhere', landing on their helpless little backs, in the bathroom. I had to relocate them. With all due respect to animal lovers, they were relocated down the plumbing fixture.
I have removed 3 dead spiders from our screened in porch. I think one might have been a dead Fuchsia petal.
And I have caught, gently, 3 Geckos within the house. One lost 1/2 its tail do to an encounter with Uma Thurman. No, not the actress. Gekos are adorable. They really do change color to match their surroundings.